I think I've gained 5kg over the past 2 fabulous dinners. Mum cooked alot.
I hear mahjong tiles, I hear the gongs announcing the approach of a lion dance troop, I hear my stomach complaining that its too full. Welcome Lunar New Year. First day and some idiot has to brag to me that he has collected $3000+ in ang bao money. *bitch in me starts to kick in* Rich? So? Buy me a phone. Your collection for the first 5 hours into CNY is equivalent to my earnings in 3 months. Of course that kid doesn't know that - he only knows he gets a monthly allowance of perhaps at least $500, and that isn't enough for his survival.
Spoilt brats.
Anyway, I decided to quote something off this poster's caption that my mum bought for me ages ago. Some may have heard it already, but well. For entertainment's sake. *grin*
Sex is like snow...You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it will last. Think again. My mum bought it for me and pasted it above my bed. I'm still very amused by it.
I hear mahjong tiles, I hear the gongs announcing the approach of a lion dance troop, I hear my stomach complaining that its too full. Welcome Lunar New Year. First day and some idiot has to brag to me that he has collected $3000+ in ang bao money. *bitch in me starts to kick in* Rich? So? Buy me a phone. Your collection for the first 5 hours into CNY is equivalent to my earnings in 3 months. Of course that kid doesn't know that - he only knows he gets a monthly allowance of perhaps at least $500, and that isn't enough for his survival.
Spoilt brats.
Anyway, I decided to quote something off this poster's caption that my mum bought for me ages ago. Some may have heard it already, but well. For entertainment's sake. *grin*
Sex is like snow...You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it will last. Think again. My mum bought it for me and pasted it above my bed. I'm still very amused by it.